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Offline riavgirl

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Portable Penis
« on: October 19, 2011, 01:55:53 pm »
The wife loves his husband so much that even after his death she wants to have sex with him. He cut the penis of the husband and attach it to her wall, and every  night she satisfies herself with it. One day, a neighbor saw what the wife is doing and decided to take advantage of the situation. He made a whole on the wall and inserted his penis in time for the wife to do her ritual, but the wife got a knife and cut the penis on the wall and said, "let's go honey. It's time for us to move to a new house.  :'( ;D

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Re: Portable Penis
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2011, 02:04:31 pm »
shall I say, serves him right?    ::)

Ria, where do you get these jokes?  :D
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Re: Portable Penis
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2011, 11:34:34 pm »
shall I say, serves him right?    ::)

Ria, where do you get these jokes?  :D

I got this one from my officemate.  ;D I laughed so hard that my stomach ached when I received this through SMS.  ;D

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Re: Portable Penis
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2011, 01:32:10 pm »
then your office mate is very very naughty. lol
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Re: Portable Penis
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2011, 06:15:05 pm »
then your office mate is very very naughty. lol

He's not really naughty. He's just a silent boy who's only good with sending naughty jokes!  ;D